Maybe she's a serial killer who murders peasant women and steals their babies, raising them as her own hellish brood?

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Heh. I was going to say perhaps foster mother or grandmother. But, clearly, your explanation is the most likely in any Disney film.

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The stuff you miss when you don't get the extended-edition DVDs. I swear.

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It's set in 18th century France, right? Didn't they wear wigs? Livery maybe? Dang you and your logic!

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Just sitting here enjoying your icon. :D

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Well, I don't look for logic in a movie where a man and his whole castle get magically turned into something else. *g*

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OH THAT'S YOUR CRITERIA FOR LOGIC IS IT.

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Err. Maybe he's short for his age? You know Disney, they probably think the moment you have children you turn completely grey.

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Well, if you're a mom, you've got a death sentence if you have a daughter. :D

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